All on a Ten Mile Bike Ride

1. I swerved around the fattest, most self-satisfied toad in Michigan's lower peninsula. I didn't even scare it.

2. The County Sheriff smiled and waved (instead of giving me a ticket) when he saw me riding the wrong way on a one-way street. Ahem.

3. A doe stepped out in front of my bike, but nothing bad happened.

This must be my lucky day. I should buy a lottery ticket or send a query.