Overheard #315

"There's no way to look quite so brilliant as to show you pay attention in class."

Overheard #314

"I have a lot of experience, but none of it is good."

Overheard #313

"You're on the horse. Eventually, you'll go somewhere."

Overheard #312

"Being a genius is largely a measure of your own self-worth."

Overheard #311

"If there's a ninja, there's a way."

Overheard #310

"It's a perfectly good interface between structure and chaos."

Overheard #309

“The hold-music seems unnecessarily mournful.”

Overheard #308

"They make you read something that's acutely obtuse."

Overheard #307

“We are more alike than we are not.”

Overheard #306

"Read, my child, read."

Overheard #305

“Snowplow sludge is residue from those rare days when Hell momentarily freezes over.”

Overheard #304

"Thanks to your organization and professionalism, this was easy-peasy."

Overheard #303

"I just have to stop procrastinating, so I can get things done."

Overheard #302

"It was a nice thought, except it was treason."

Overheard #301

“Sometimes you suck it up and break out the Euclidian algorithm.”

Overheard #300

"He expected to lose, which is never good for your chances to win."

Overheard #299

"You got the camel’s hump through the eye of the needle, then you discovered the camel was a Bactrian."

Overheard #298

"If you don't feel insecure at a conference, you're probably not doing it right."

Overheard #297

“We all need to see ourselves in books.”

Overheard #296

"You had me at bathroom cleaner."