On Vampires

No one in my family has read the Twilight series, but that doesn't stop us from discussing the popularity of these books.

Jeremy (9th grade) complained that nearly every girl in his class gave a book report on one of the Twilight series.

Sam (12th grade) noted that his criticisms of Twilight (on his blog) could alienate 85% of his potential dating pool.

My husband quipped, "Teen satire is better than teen vampires."